JP is a satirical comedian.

He’s not a doctor, not a lawyer, and he’s not here to tell you what to do in any way shape or form. He’s here to express himself in this slice of the universe, and if there’s something you find valuable enough to take the mental/heart note of it with you along the adventure of life, that’s fucking awesome.

We celebrate your discretion as an adult capable of making their own choices based on their own free will to choose, act, and exist as a human; high fives to you, we venture to guess you’re a weirdo just like us.

Thanks for reading this weird disclaimer. We mean it.